An Anesthesiologist, an OB, and a Midwife walk into a bar

An anesthesiologist, an OB, and a midwife walked into a bar. The

anesthesiologist ordered a pitcher of stout and a double burger; the OB

ordered a Reuben and a bottle of red wine; the midwife ordered their

biggest plate of steak and fries with a margarita. They all sat in a

booth and shared war stories.



A long time passed, and the three realized something had gone wrong

with their order. They decided to find out what the problem was. They

found the busboy just behind the swinging double doors to the kitchen.

He was struggling to get their overloaded cart from the tiled kitchen

to the carpeted dining area. The wheels kept catching on the bump.



The anesthesiologist kneeled down and examined the tires. You

just need to inject something here in the back; he announced. Then

everything will go better.



The OB leaned down to look at the carpet. This part of the

carpet is blocking the cart, he announced. Give me

a knife and I'll just give it a little cut to help it

along.



The midwife leaned over to the busboy and whispered loudly in his ear, "You

can do this! Just PUSH!"

I don't know who to credit, but thank you Georganne of Cloud 9 Doula Services for sharing!