An anesthesiologist, an OB, and a midwife walked into a bar. The
anesthesiologist ordered a pitcher of stout and a double burger; the OB
ordered a Reuben and a bottle of red wine; the midwife ordered their
biggest plate of steak and fries with a margarita. They all sat in a
booth and shared war stories.
A long time passed, and the three realized something had gone wrong
with their order. They decided to find out what the problem was. They
found the busboy just behind the swinging double doors to the kitchen.
He was struggling to get their overloaded cart from the tiled kitchen
to the carpeted dining area. The wheels kept catching on the bump.
The anesthesiologist kneeled down and examined the tires. You
just need to inject something here in the back; he announced. Then
everything will go better.
The OB leaned down to look at the carpet. This part of the
carpet is blocking the cart, he announced. Give me
a knife and I'll just give it a little cut to help it
along.
The midwife leaned over to the busboy and whispered loudly in his ear, "You
can do this! Just PUSH!"
I don't know who to credit, but thank you Georganne of Cloud 9 Doula Services for sharing!
